I was just walking along eating a dinosaur shaped arrowroot biscuit when lo but my right foot was soaking wet from a puddle of icey water on the kitchen floor. Which is when I remembered oh, this fridge, it’s fooked. And so it naturally follows that I must discuss the matter on the internet. Because self publishing? A safe haven for all manner of nonsense.

But tell me, what kind of fridge should I buy? We want a side by side with water and ice but of course we all know the perils of a side by side with water and ice. Are they too stupid for words? Do only the oddest of people really buy and LIKE them? Tell me, few remaining people who bother to check this site. I must know what you think.

Extra points for any lovely links you provide sending me to look at the fridge of YOUR dreams. Like maybe as many as ten extra points. In a game where points matter even though you had no idea you were playing.