Remember when I used to be witty? I did. I used to funny. And regluarly too, not just once every sixteen weeks. Not that you can find the funny because my archive is sorta, well gone. But trust me, the funny used to be. I used to make the funny.

Now I make the nothing. With, actually, greater regularity than I did the funny. So content is down but consistency, up.

Today I wondered when it would be that the few people who still check this site will just stop bothering. Because you know that day will come. Not that I want it to because I totally love you guys. The way you love people you essentially ignore and never talk to anymore. Like a husband of mroe than fifteen years or your dog who stopped being the one you loved best as soon as you had real children.

It’s crossed my mind that I’d like to (as above) bring the funny back to its rightful place (here at honestyrain dot blah blah blah) but I swear to GOODNESS. I am not sure I have A) the time or B) the funny. I’m just not sure. My certainty, you see, is lacking!

I LACK CERTAINTY!

Anyway! Must go feel guilty about same while maybe drinking glass of wine and watching Des Housewives Season Finale. Because even though I have not watched ALL YEAR I bet I can surmise the season from this end.

Glass of wine, I come to you now.

ps, whatever else, we need the ‘fucking categories’ category back. WHATEVER ELSE.