Jake is six. My first born child is SIX YEARS OLD. Which, if you ask him, means he is almost ready to learn how to drive. And if you ask me, he’s not a baby anymore. Like at all. Waa.

We’re having his friends birthday party right away and lo but have i been weird. I’ve been (my new favorite word) a weirdie. Obsessing about EVERY LITTLE THING. And I use all caps there because in my mind these little things have been crazy mchuge MASSIVE. Especially at, say, 4am.

Is that not the stupidest thing you EVER heard? Hmm. I know.

But later I will post phoographs. Of the not little boy. Waa.