pretty much sums up gender differences in a great bloody nutshell
Me: Jacob, do these underwear still fit you or are they too small?
Jacob: (confused, as though has been asked to define the theory or relativity) Uh, I don’t know.
Me: You were just wearing them an hour ago.
Jacob: ?
Me: Okay, I’ll decide.
Jacob: Good.
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Me: Madison, do these underwear still fit you or are they too small?
Madison: Well, Mommy, they fit me at the bottom but not on the top and the sides squish me like this but not like this and when I wear the blue skirt they twist sideways but not when I wear the orange skirt or the green pants. When I wear the green pants they fit nice but not when I wear jammies.
Me: So, should we keep them?
Madison: I think yes. But only for two more weeks. And then we should go to the store and buy me new ones maybe with princesses on them. And new shoes. Remember those ones with the sparklies on them? I like those.
Hee! That’s perfect!
Haha! That is hilarious.
lol that is SO TRUE. and so darn cute!
This is a lesson. It will help you when they are teenagers!
Yup, Jacob’s definitely a little man. Madison sounds like my neices. So many details can make your head spin…but she certainly has learned to “sell” a shopping excursion, hasn’t she?
Ha ha HA! Not to reinforce gender stereotypes, but that’s absolutely perfect.
That’s hilarious.
The ones with the sparklies! I loved those too, can I get some?
what is this underwear you speak of?
Shoes with sparklies. Now, that’s what I’m talking about. She has fashionista written all over her. : )
I am sure that I have never thought that deeply on underwear fittings in my life. Way too cute!
HA HA HA HA HA…Oh dear, that’s hilarious!!!
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