I’ve been asked by the lovely cybervassals to write for a fun new site she’s concocted. if they weren’t celebrities pokes fun at the absurdity of the celebrity news machine by suggesting that if it were anyone else, this wouldn’t be news. I mean, who cares if Paris Hilton spent ten minutes in jail? If some guy called Vinnie did the same we’d never hear about it.

My first article is here. It’s a freakin’ thrill a minute.

So check us out and have a laugh at the expense of people who are treated as though they matter a whole bunch, but really? Don’t.