Popcorn cauliflower.

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Honestly? You can call it rollercoaster popcorn water slide day at the beach with sugar on top cauliflower and dudes, it’s still just nasty cauliflower cooked in olive oil. No self respecting coherent child would fall for this nonsense.

Mine would throw it at the walls and have me excommunicated from mommyhood.

Rightfully so.

image lovingly borrowed from Food Network Canada