it’s wednesday and so, naturally, we are drunk
Only ha, not us. Me. And not drunk. Because I am not an alcoholic or something. I am not. I AM NOT. What is your problem when I said I am not? I AM NOT.
I had a great day today.
It’s not that I am drunk so much as I had a cooler when I got home from work (WORK!) which is innocent enough unless! Aha! Unless! Unless you have not had so much to eat and you are not necessarily wee but also NOT OBESE. Which is to say basically average. If you are average and ill fed one cooler will render you tipsy on a Wednesday.
One half glass of wine with dinner will add fifty percent tipsy to existing tipsy.
math test:
some plus fifty percent (actual fact of the matter) = X
solve for X
Plus, when i say I had a cooler after work I do IN FACT mean after I got back from writing. Today I was at the library by my old house but shhhhh! Am not supposed to update until Friday. Pretend I didn’t say anything.
Wait, I didn’t say anything.
It’s killing me. i want to tell you. I won’t. Shhhh.
Anyhooooooooo. I need to get out and take some photos soon. Which has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING but this is my website and I can wander if I want to. I need to find me a decent fence to photograph. I would love to spend an hour with a decent fence. God sakes I would love it. A decent fence, my camera and a bottle of wine.
Not the wine. I am only thinking of wine because I just had some. I would not need the wine. But if you bring it I won’t complain. Also, I like chips.
By decent I actually mean falling apart and being held together with history alone. That’s the kind of fence I mean. The kind that screams PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HERE. I love a fence that has seen life. That has been present to keep this person out, let that person in, save a dog from running into the road, establish the boundary of this is ours. Fences are amazing to me.
I totally thought it was Tuesday until my friend AnnMarie said otherwise. Isn’t it funny when a whole day can go by like that and you don’t even know what you are dealing with.
HILARIOUS.
Anyhooooooo. I have to go. I totally don’t have time to sit here. I am going walking with the girls soon. There is a new addition to our group. Soon we will be an army marching down the lane. I should bring a flask of wine, maybe. To welcome her to the group.
SOME PEOPLE WOULD DO THAT! SHUT UP!
ps, I don’t even like wine. I was only kidding with the constant references to wine. Gawd. Wine is gross*.
*It so isn’t.
You are too funny!
I agree, tooooo funny. Or maybe that is because I just finished my second glass of wine after my not-so-big-of-a-dinner.
What?! Wine? Gross? Blasphemy!! Because really…who hasn’t had a glass or two before we stop by here? It’s like pre-drinking before you go out…gotta get prepared for the funny.
Liked the Grade 1 project story BTW. What is it with teachers wanting to see pictures of the moms and dads? Nobody likes to see themselves in the pictures (especially old ones). And when we do, we all have your exact same checklist!
If it’s fences you need I have lots around here! Maybe that would finally get you to venture out of the city! All the best fences are in the country don’t you know? Plus, I have wine! Not that we’d drink it or anything, but still – I have some! Just sayin’.