The last while it seems like my period is coming sooner than it ought. Last month I was sure it had only been three weeks between attacks and decided to keep track. I haven’t taken much notice of my cycle’s comings and goings since I was trying to conceive. Thankfully this time there is no peeing on sticks (and, accidentally, finger tips no matter how hard you try) and for that I am glad.

And sure enough, it’s looking like a disgustingly short cycle. Which is revolting but moreso when you consider that before kids I had a 55 plus day cycle. Spectacular unless you are trying to have a baby.

I did just read online that a ‘regular’ cycle can be as little as twenty one days. Hazzah, that sucks. Because the people I live with are going to kill me if I keep getting this bitchy this often. Cuz you know a short cycle ain’t no easy cycle. And they are going to kill me. Not that I argue their justification in doing so.

As soon as I get this sucker over and done with I’ll go have m’self checked out. Just to make sure my this and that are working properly. I’m probably low on some nutrient or other. Might have to give up muh all chips diet. Damn.

Now stand back lest ye get some pms on you. I’ve been known to throw small cars and eat the heads of eensy weensy yappy dogs. Grr.