gross
November15
1. You’re on your third spoonful of Honey Nut Cheerios when your upper lip senses something bumpy on the spoon. Something stuck and bumpy. Something not a Cheerio.
2. Coke Zero. It is not Coke. It is Diet Coke with a quick and easy name change. Like when a stripper changes her name from Susan Smith to Slutty Bigtits. Coke Zero is Slutty Bigtits: some people like her but they tend not to be very bright and have low self esteem.
3. When you pick popcorn out of your teeth and think popcorn? When the hell did I eat popcorn? And turns out it was like a month ago.
I totally should have waited until I was done eating to read that. Well, except for the Slutty Bigtits. That was funny.
I just wanted to comment to show my support. But after reading this post, I may have to reconsider. Not really.
Also when you’re down on a muffin and there’s some kind of wierd solid thing you can’t identify. Swallow or spit?