honesty*rain

could kick your ass

if i have a plan, i will be okay

December20

Panic. Setting. In. Also, PMS. PMS SETTING IN. Fifteen minutes before Christmas and I AM NOT READY. I don’t care if all caps is SHOUTING because I AM SHOUTING. And maybe crying. I might be crying. Just a little. Also, I’ve had five glass of wine since breakfast. And an entire cheesecake.

Plus, Madison might need a new head. I may have bit hers off when she asked me to pass her the purple marker. I was busy burning chocolate. Can’t the marker wait?

I’m making my lists now for the rest of my day because I think I will do better if I am prepared. I might also need to lay down a while at the mall. They sell mattresses at Sears. I’ll be starting there. And middling there. And finishing there.

Who gets their period right before Christmas when they are not even ready for Christmas? Who? It’s mental craziness from CRAZYTOWN.

Now step away from that Giant Sized Bag of Doritos or I will kill you, belee’dat.

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8 Comments to

“if i have a plan, i will be okay”

  1. On December 20th, 2007 at 10:06 pm Sparkling Red Says:

    I hears ya.

    Don’t worry – I’ll stay away from your Doritos because I have a bag of my own stashed in my bureau for days that that. But don’t tell anyone! They’re mine, all mine!!

    Good luck.

  2. On December 21st, 2007 at 11:22 pm jenski Says:

    So not fair combining PMS with holidays! At least there are plenty of sweets and salty around during the holidays? Hopefully you found a new head for Madison while you were at Sears between naps…

    I second the ‘Good Luck’!

  3. On December 22nd, 2007 at 12:27 am honestyrain Says:

    “hopefully you found a new head for Madison while you were at Sears…”

    priceless!

  4. On December 22nd, 2007 at 11:12 am drawdawn Says:

    oh my goodness lol so how are we doing today?

  5. On December 25th, 2007 at 4:09 am psumommy Says:

    At least there’s lots of chocolate around to compensate, yes?

  6. On December 27th, 2007 at 9:44 am Tamara Says:

    uhm … hello?

    did christmas eat you or something ?

  7. On January 1st, 2008 at 8:51 pm tommy Says:

    happy damn new year.

  8. On January 4th, 2008 at 1:03 am catherine ryan Says:

    I hope you had a great holiday after all the stress!
    Thanks so much for your great comment. It inspired me to jump back in!

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