if i have a plan, i will be okay
Panic. Setting. In. Also, PMS. PMS SETTING IN. Fifteen minutes before Christmas and I AM NOT READY. I don’t care if all caps is SHOUTING because I AM SHOUTING. And maybe crying. I might be crying. Just a little. Also, I’ve had five glass of wine since breakfast. And an entire cheesecake.
Plus, Madison might need a new head. I may have bit hers off when she asked me to pass her the purple marker. I was busy burning chocolate. Can’t the marker wait?
I’m making my lists now for the rest of my day because I think I will do better if I am prepared. I might also need to lay down a while at the mall. They sell mattresses at Sears. I’ll be starting there. And middling there. And finishing there.
Who gets their period right before Christmas when they are not even ready for Christmas? Who? It’s mental craziness from CRAZYTOWN.
Now step away from that Giant Sized Bag of Doritos or I will kill you, belee’dat.
I hears ya.
Don’t worry – I’ll stay away from your Doritos because I have a bag of my own stashed in my bureau for days that that. But don’t tell anyone! They’re mine, all mine!!
Good luck.
So not fair combining PMS with holidays! At least there are plenty of sweets and salty around during the holidays? Hopefully you found a new head for Madison while you were at Sears between naps…
I second the ‘Good Luck’!
“hopefully you found a new head for Madison while you were at Sears…”
priceless!
oh my goodness lol so how are we doing today?
At least there’s lots of chocolate around to compensate, yes?
uhm … hello?
did christmas eat you or something ?
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happy damn new year.
I hope you had a great holiday after all the stress!
Thanks so much for your great comment. It inspired me to jump back in!