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how to know you may almost finally be thin enough

March12

You put on your jeans fresh from being laundered. They fit well, you can sit in them without wanting to smash someone in the head with a stick, you see your butt and think your butt looks good, you go out into public and are not constantly tugging at them to cover your godforsaken tummy.

And after wearing them once you think eww, they’re so loose now, i need to wash them again so they accentuate my ass and fit snug against my thighs.

You wonder who said that. Snug against my thighs? Who talks like that? And you realize, people who are finally thin enough, that’s who.

Finally.

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7 Comments to

“how to know you may almost finally be thin enough”

On March 12th, 2008 at 6:53 pm jenski Says:
Yay! I just put on my “skinny” jeans and could finally get them up all the way and zip them. I’m not quite to wearing them fresh out of the dryer or in public yet though…
On March 13th, 2008 at 9:18 am psumommy Says:
Well a huge congratulations to you! I love that feeling. But every time I get there, I get pregnant and the fight starts all over again.
On March 13th, 2008 at 9:22 am drawdawn Says:
bitch! lol
On March 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm Shalet Says:
Awesome!
On March 14th, 2008 at 10:07 am Peaches Says:
I hate you and jenski too. At least right now because my skinny jeans are still in the closet. Yay for you….I guess…..
On March 14th, 2008 at 2:27 pm tommy Says:
you wash your jeans?
On March 18th, 2008 at 9:51 am anne nahm Says:
Congrats! Watch out for skinny thighs – if they don’t touch in the middle, I hear they generate this weird static cling that cannot be released. And then when you sit down, they zap you right in the crotch.

It’s why skinny chicks are so bouncy.