Oh I am in a GOOD mood. I am tickled the color of something absolutely gone TICKLED. Because if there is ONE thing I long for at this time of year it is a WINTER BLOODYWELL STORM WATCH with amounts of snow neighbouring in the area of IT’S SPRING FOR SHIT SAKE STOP WITH THE SNOW!

There is only one thing to do. I will make a quick stop at the Liquor Store today and stock up on things that will get us through. These things are of the ALCOHOL variety. Also, we will need CHIPS and DIPS.

Winter, you are an evil snot of a bitch and I have never hated anyone or anything more than I do you right now. It is unlikely that I will ever be friends with you again. You blew it, jerk.