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even hillary clinton twitters

April16

or at the very least has someone doing it for her. which is remarkable to me. seriously? you’re running for president and you’re taking advantage of Twitter? does she have a facebook account too? is hilly on myspace? i think she just IMed me on yahoo. s’up mrs.c?

i get the why but still find it absurd. i know she’s trying to reach the young and the hip and the now among voters but there’s something pathetic about it.

wait, before i say that i better check and see if obama is twittering too….

damn, it’s an epidemic. honestly, if either one of them is trying to reach out on msn messenger i’ll crap a hanging chad. it’s a mockery of their status.

now i dare anyone to ask any of the candidates if they even know what Twitter is. i doubt very much if Hillary has ever set eyes on the site. i bet Hillary doesn’t even wipe her own bum anymore. she’s too busy crying and checking up on her lying, cheating, getting bj’s from women hot his wife husband.

oh! burn!

my twittering can be found here. i make no mention of my speaking engagements. you’re disappointed. i know.

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One Comment to

“even hillary clinton twitters”

  1. On April 21st, 2008 at 9:03 pm jenski Says:

    Crap a hanging chad? Priceless! While you’re at it, can you work on a Florida recount in general? Just get it set up ahead of time. It will save a lot of time and agony. Maybe Michigan too…

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