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i was right before

April22

People are ass and only a rare few really matter. Some because they are birthed to your continuum of loved ones and others because they have been chosen. I chose Dan. He is the only chosen one. Everyone else is either ass or obsolete. Yeah, we’re friends, you and I, but be serious – am I honestly irreplaceable? I thought not.

Friends matter, don’t get me wrong, but only in the now and only for as long as they serve their purpose. I have friends who have children the same age as my own. I have friends who like to read the same books that I read. I have friends who drop their kid off at school the same time I drop mine off. These are good people (with a healthy serving of ass*) who I may like but am not committed to. And they can up sticks any time they like, I won’t care.

*this includes me. I do not deny that to others I am as much ass as they are to me.

Secretly, I might care and that’s why I am in huff to begin with but I’ll never admit it. Instead I am going to denounce the world at large and take to my bed in (melo)dramatic fashion. I feel like being sixteen today. This is my party and I’ll be a bitch if I want to.

Not that i don’t want you to have a lovely day. Have all the lovely you like. Just make sure you take it with you when you go. I’ve got a thing going on and I don’t need it messed with, got it?

All my love,

posted under wellness
4 Comments to

“i was right before”

  1. On April 22nd, 2008 at 4:05 pm buffi Says:

    Methinks that someone needs a glass of wine. Other than me, of course.

    Dan, get on that, will ya?

  2. On April 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 pm jenski Says:

    I hate people in general. Seriously (only not really). It is better to assume all people stink and be pleasantly surprised. ;) Hope you had that glass of wine Buffi suggested and am still glad you chose Dan. :)

  3. On May 2nd, 2008 at 6:38 am Tabor Says:

    A little wine, a little thinking, a long walk…you will be back in the rat race for friendship in no time.

  4. On July 26th, 2008 at 2:48 am Erin Says:

    I miss you, Denice, I really do. You said I wouldn’t but you were wrong. You’re fun and I miss you. Not because I want to be less ass either. So, life takes me to lots of places besides your blog but I’m still glad to pop in on you, oh, twice a year.

    Erin

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