It’s come to my attention – as I ready myself for a cocktail party – that this website still exists and, as such, might as well be in use.

Hello, website now in use, hi.

I remember when I first started keeping a blog way back when people used blogger and the dream of one’s own url was so out there. Crazy talk. Who could do that? MILLIONAIRES and GENIUSES, obviously.

And then, lo.

For the most part this was a Seinfeld type of website wherein it was essentially about nothing – although I DO NOT CLAIM to be as funny as Seinfeld. But my hair is way freakin’ crazy better than Elaine’s was. I mean, do you remember? Her hair? Julia louis Dreyfuss is so very much hotter NOW than THEN.

Seriously, though.

I have got about a thousand better things to be doing right now – you’ll remember, I’m going out! to a party! – but I’m doing this.

Was doing this. Good-bye.