December 14, 2007

we have a winner!

Yesterday I offered a prize for the person who could come up with a enw blog name for my friend Tamara (formerly Cybervassals). The prize being something we all covet: daily reading and commentary! For one month! From Tamara herself.

Several of you delurked and offered excellent suggestions. Suggestions by far and awat superior to mine. Seriously. I should be banned form naming blogs. It was sad. But you guys? You were awesome!

The winning name is: .:downward.:.blog:.! Suggested by Sparkling Red! Will you please go visit them both and leave lovely comments? Because people, blogging is nothing without the comments. It’s a community act, blogging is, and without you all the community feels like a solo act in a church basement on the outskirts of town. Sad!

And just because I am that sorta girl, Sparkling Red and .:downward.:.blog:. will be seeing me daily for the next month.

Coming soon at honesty*rain, something cool! Really. Wheeeee!

December 13, 2007

a friend in need is a friend who will pay handsomely for services rendered

Y’all remembers muh friend Cybervassals? She used to have a website and then she had another website and then she got yet a different website and then she got? A desire for a newly named website. A website of a different stripe.

Not that the website will have stripes.

But it might.

The problem is, and here is the problem, she cannot think of a name. I’ve suggested some. I list them for you now (with fair warning that they have been summarily disregarded for their being generally suckass):

1. blogaboo (cute and already taken)
2. thenewblog
3. newblog
4. photosana (which was actually not my suggestion at all but I liked it but I don’t think she did even though she suggested it)
5. yogalovinghippywannabeexgothchick (good, but just not long enough)

Not good, right? Any of them? Except for maybe they are good but we hate them anyway. Because we’re like that. HATERS.

So will you, dear readers extraordinaire, come up with an awesome blog title that you yourselves do not actually want? That you would want to give to the lovely and former Cybervassals? She promises that the person whom thinks up the bestest and winning name will be graced with daily visits from the former Vassal WITH COMMENTS for one whole month! Is that not something to be coveted? Do you not covet a daily reader of such finery? I know I do.

How about, The Stripey Website? No. See? That is why I call upon y’all. Choose the name, win a daily commenting visit from a fabulous reader! You are BREATHLESS with excitement.

November 18, 2007

i would make an excellent football coach

We’re watching the CFL semifinals this afternoon. I am not usually a football fan. I usually require the game reexplained to me every time I am exposed to it and when said esplanation is being given I shake my head and say no, no, no, don’t, I don’t care. Today though I appear to have a sudden rudimentary comprehension of the game. It’s very Twilight Zone.

A few minutes ago a call was made and one of the coaches got right pissed off. Like screaming and carrying on and I said to Dan, That’s a job I could do. I am exactly the right brand of cat to coach a football team with enthusiasm, my dislike and ignorance of the game notwithstanding.

Much as these samifinal games are interesting I remain a disinterested football fan. It takes a special ocassion for me to give a frick either way. And I’m sure my freakish understanding of the game essentials will disappear before my head hits the pillow tonight. It’s like calculus. Of course I could understand it but come on, why would I want to.

I prefer hockey. Jake won his game this morning and totally had a chance to get a goal. Problem is his reaction time is about fifteen minutes behind schedule. If they gave him a damned minute he’d be ruling the ice. He likes the flashy positions. Center and Goal are what he’s all about. He also likes to fight which is exactly and precisely why hockey is his game. Not that we would ever encourage him to fight. I’m just saying that if he fights no one is really going to be surprised.

He’s a scrappy center who could score a goal if he had a minute to think.

November 15, 2007

gross

1. You’re on your third spoonful of Honey Nut Cheerios when your upper lip senses something bumpy on the spoon. Something stuck and bumpy. Something not a Cheerio.

2. Coke Zero. It is not Coke. It is Diet Coke with a quick and easy name change. Like when a stripper changes her name from Susan Smith to Slutty Bigtits. Coke Zero is Slutty Bigtits: some people like her but they tend not to be very bright and have low self esteem.

3. When you pick popcorn out of your teeth and think popcorn? When the hell did I eat popcorn? And turns out it was like a month ago.

November 1, 2007

thirty days of blogging

starts today. unfortunately, it came upon me suddenly and i have nothing to say. my influenza is getting in the way. not much longer will it stay. maybe then i’ll want to play. or go for a quick roll in the hay. wait, what did i just say? holy molay. such a bad girl, i better go pray. gotta go now, no time to delay.

October 15, 2007

deletion

I bought an external hard drive about a month ago for storing my photo library. I’ve uploaded all photos onto the item but have yet to delete anything from my computer because what if the photos aren’t really on the external? What if I am only imagining that they are there? What if I delete a bunch from my computer and the external decides it doesn’t like having the photos and makes them disappear? What if? You don’t know, it could happen.

So my computer is full and not working well and I cannot upload a single photo more. I could not upload the very tip of one corner of a photo if my life depended on it. All I can barely do is this. Whine about my terror at deleting photos.

OH THE TERROR.

So give me courage, internet. Or just yell at me and say I am being a fool.

GET TO IT, you should say. MAKE WITH THE DELETING.

October 14, 2007

there is absolutely (almost) no one reading this website

stats dwindling, feedburner dropping daily, no one loves me, i have lost my membership at the internet cool kids club. whatever will i do? can i recover? can i get it back? will feedburner ever read positive again? will life itself be worth living?

October 7, 2007

recommendation

My sister doesn’t get me. She and I are incredibly different people. We’re just built differently. The way she’s built doesn’t allow for differences in others. She cannot understand why I have never wanted to be exactly and precisely just like her. I’ts not arrogance on her part. It’s not knowing that there could be any other way.

She was one of those girls who wanted to play house. Not uncommon. I, on the other hand, feared house. I felt terror at the very thought of it. I resisted anything typically female and vowed I would never cook a turkey as long as I lived.

When first living on my own I was probably a pretty predictable twenty-something. I ate mac and cheese with chips crumbled on top, I drank things that came in plastic bottles and my bedroom floor looked like it had been the victim of a laundry room accident.

When my sister was twenty she cooked Shake and Bake chicken for her family when they came for dinner parties. I was 13 at the time.

After Dan came to live with me in my single-girl-can’t-cook-doesn’t-want-to apartment things started to change. He didn’t want to eat mac and cheese with chips crumbled on top (which? hello? the hell?). In the beginning he did most if not all of the cooking. And I was all, wow, real food, neat.

Needless to say he didn’t intend to do all the cooking forever. Because while Dan is a GREAT guy he is also a primarily lazy guy and all this daily cooking was getting on his very last nerve. I was asked to step it up. I did. With the plan that we could share the cooking responsibilities. I now cook about 90% of our meals.

I’ve become a woman. Dammit.

The internet has been a great resource for me on this cooking to womanhood journey with so many and varied websites out there. I use foodtv.ca a lot and cooks.com too for those random recipe searches. But I also like a well put together food blog where people like me cook things, take pictures and post recipes online. One such blog I liked was Easy Eats only Easy Eats stopped posting a while back. Bummer.

Now I’ve come across what is already a successful cooking blog. Smitten Kitchen is awesome and although I have yet to cook anything from the site I like to window shop. I may actually be trying the recipe for buttermilk and chive biscuits (scroll about half way dwon that post to see the recipe) today if I can find time between the baking of pumpkin pies.

It’s Canadian Thanksgiving Day Weekend.

I have certainly come a long way and if my mother were still alive she would fall over dead as can be from the shock of seeing me in the kitchen doing something other than whining that i don’t liiiiiiike that. It’s a lot like hell froze over, this me cooking thing. I have yet to cook a turkey though. Being a vegetarian lets me hold true to that one anti typical female stronghold. Dan cooks the meat. He can be the girl for that job.

If you haven’t been to Smitten Kitchen, go. You’ll like.

October 5, 2007

subject: Esteemed Winner

Life for the honestyrain household has been foever altered this morning. I am the Esteemed Winner of a British Lottery. All I have to do is tell them a little about myself and poof! the cheque is in the mail!

From: rnelke5251@cox.net
Subject: Esteemed Winner!!!
Date: October 5, 2007 5:06:02 AM CDT (CA)
Reply-To: chasecourier@hotmail.com

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Respected Winner…….

We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement today, 5th
October,2007 for winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO PROGRAMME, held on the 10th of September,2007. You are getting the FINAL NOTIFICATION as regards this.You have been approved to claim a total sum of (£100,983.00) . Congratulations, you have just won yourself £100,983.00 in the satellite software email lottery conducted by UK NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION in which your e-mail address was randomly selected by software powered by the Internet lottery.
Contact our AFFILIATED COURIER COMPANY for your free delivery of your
certificate and cheque of £100,983.00. When contacting them you are
to include this ORDER NUMBER: UK/CCS/401331H as your secret number of your parcell to the courier company.

Full Names:
Address:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Phone numbers:
Country
Nationality:
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NAME:MR LES RICHESON (Administrative/dispatch officer)
SERVICE EMAIL: chasecourier_ltd@hotmail.com
COMPANY: CHASE COURIERS LIMITED
TEL: +447045706483.

Thank you for being part of our online promotional lottery program.

Yours Truly,
Sir Steven Smith.
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme)

Sir Steven Smith, you’re my new best friend. You’re totally welcome for being part of your completely random (Imagine my luck! All the email addresses in the world! Mine is chosen!) email lottery. I kinda wish it was more like eighty frillion British pounds, to be honest. Because if you’re going to host a fake lottery I see no reason to go cheap. I mean, imagine my excitement at eighty frillion, Sir Steven Smith. Imagine the joy.

I won three hundred and fifty dollars at bingo once and they wanted to know my gender too. I had to pull down my pants. It’s a money winning requirement in most countries.

You know, most reputable businesses and lottery companies etcetera have their email addresses through hotmail. Everyone knows that is the first sign of respectability.

(I think I’ll dial that number. I bet it’s a chinese takeaway.)

October 1, 2007

such a joiner

I’ve just added my name to the list over at nablopomo. I did it last year too but ran out of things to say. My mother, were she alive, would find that absolutely unlikely. Still, true. It only took me 37 years, Mom, to run out of things to say.

I’m joining for this site but also for interskew because I think it’ll get me posting over there if I feel like I kinda hafta.

Are you guys joining?

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