honesty*rain

my favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day

1 water, of course
2 apple juice, which is not all that thirst quenching in the long run
3 smirnoff ice, this is my real favorite but could not be mentioned first in the name of not looking like a drunk
4 strawberry margaritas, which i never make at home and so really only get once in a long while

list 2, my favroite members of the british royal family, in order of preference

1 prince harry
2 prince william
3 prince edward
4 prince andrew
5 the queen
6 prince charles

I do not mention any other royals because they do not qualify for a list of favorites. They are either shuffled down to the list of royals I do not care anything about or, far worse, the list of royals I do not like in any way shape or fashion. Pity the poor royals on that list.

I should mention that I once longed to marry Prince Edward. This was during the time of Diana and Fergie finding their own place within the palace walls (oh how they did enjoy their time there) and I thought it might be nice if I too had a set of rooms therein. I selected Edward because a) he was the only prince left and b) he was available. Then he went and married some girl who looks like Diana anyway and I was left to accept that I would never be a princess after all. Such are the cold realities of life.

winter
puppes
daisies
winter
snow
puppies
kittens
babies
kisses
cute little green animated frogs
typos!
the clock, it shouts at me
dan, for reading over my fucking shoulder
winter
winter
TICKLING
dan, in general
dan’s guns
guns are arms men think are so massive with muscle
winter
WINTER
yogurt
what the FUCK with yogurt already
poppies
poetry!
omg poetry?!?
wind!!!
dan says to put ‘lists’
dan is an ass
no he isn’t
he’s a gun rack
took him ten minutes to type those 7 words
dan’s typing incompetance
incompetence
rabbits
all fluffy and begging to be squished
WINTER
hats
mitts
scarves
those thingies i put on the bottom of my shoes so i can run on ice without falling and cracking my head open
loudness
dan’s voice talking to me about taco shells
leaving the house for any reason
people
anything tiny and cute
anything that is not tiny and cute
winter
WINTER
people who send postcards from australia
shoes
pants!!!
SOCKS
oh how i hate socks
etcetera

I’m joining again because. I have no reason. That sentence ended with because just because. I don’t have to explain myself to the imaginary people reading this website.

I guess today is march first but I don’t know for sure because Madison is using my ibook to play Littlest Pet Shop online and I’m on Dan’s useless Dell. No offense, but what the hell with the PC products? Suck ass much? Dan is right now behind me on his proper Mac and of course he is. Who would want this hunk o junk. Can you say Commodore 64?

So they’re doing a monthly theme at this nabolopomojojo joint to give people a jumping off point. Not middle-of-the-golden-gate-brudge jumping off point. Not like that at all. I bet they do no intend for anyone to commit suicide over this.

I digress.

You can follow the theme or you can not follow the theme or you can follow it sometimes or you can go theme? i don’t know nothing ’bout no stinking theme. I don’t care what you do. I don’t even know you.

3 favorite new websites (in no particular order)(except of course they are ordered because hello, this is a list, from one to three)(but I mean that i do not order them in order of preference)(i do not suggest 1 is best loved and 3 is least best loved)(in no particular order, i present)(some websites me likey)(3, to be exact):

1. shutter sisters
2. exurbitude
3. officially a mom

ah fuck. is it a leapyear? dammitall.